What is Toasted Almond Crunch?
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During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
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