What is Toasted Dweane Palace?
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1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.
Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"
Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."
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