What is Toasted Tomato Sandwich?


1.

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster

2. Slice up a tomato

3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)

4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top

5. eat its so fucking good

"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"

See tts, tomato, sandwich, rawr, toasted, food, yum, anal

2.

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high

toast bread

spread mayo on the bread

put tomato slices on bread

add salt to taste

kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

See delicious, awesome, stoned, tasty


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