Toaster Mafia

What is Toaster Mafia?


1.

The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.

Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?

Bro #2: No dude, what's up?

Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!

Bro #2: Damn....

See lesbian, toaster, mafia, dark side

2.

A mafia that's sol purpose is to take all the toasters in the world and use them to create the HILERBOT 5000

"Oh no! The Toaser Mafia stole our toasters and are eating our children!"

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