Toaster Sex

What is Toaster Sex?


1.

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!

The toaster is the anus.

There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.

" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "

" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "

See toaster, anal, sex, toaster sex

2.

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

See toaster, tyrie, sex, grape jelly, toast, dancing, boys, eating, cake, grandma, bingo

3.

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

See toaster, tyrie, sex, grape jelly, toast, dancing, boys, eating, cake, grandma, bingo


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