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1. Unbeknownst to many, the knee, like the elbow, has a wenis. This flap of skin is known as the kneenis. I grabbed your kneenis! See kne..

1. Waking up trapped in bed with a woman so ugly that, rather than risk arousing her by removing your arm from under her head you bite it o..

1. Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating. The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be c..