Toasticlays

What is Toasticlays?

a band composing of daniel singing drunk in his room playing guitar one handed and puttting the songs on myspace to gain groupies.

"all day i dream about hoovers and toast"

"licking butter off toast is orgasmic"-toasticlays

See dan, singing, drunk, guitar, blergh

Proleusus Blanditia

1. Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants. {Defined By Latin Terms} Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia! See attraction, plants..

Fuckstory

1. A situation which is crazy, overcrowded and overwhelming. South by Southwest was so overrun by hipsters this year it was a giant fuckst..

Meatpole

1. Another slang for the male private part, PENIS. DANG MAN, all these shones think they can handle a MAN like me, but when i WHACK OUT TH..

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