Toasticlays

What is Toasticlays?

a band composing of daniel singing drunk in his room playing guitar one handed and puttting the songs on myspace to gain groupies.

"all day i dream about hoovers and toast"

"licking butter off toast is orgasmic"-toasticlays

See dan, singing, drunk, guitar, blergh

Jerky Turkey

1. When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth ..

Lemonstine

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Zoom-zoom Sized

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

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