Toasting My Noodle

What is Toasting My Noodle?


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When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.

I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME

See toasted, toasting, noodle, masturbation, sex, dick, grandma


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