What is Toasting My Noodle?
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When you become very sexualy frustrated to the point that you will "do" anything, so you stick your dick into the toaster and turn it on, leaving your dick toasted and burnt.
I was so bored I started toasting my noodle, it was AWESOME
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A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.
Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Je..
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using feces as lube when giving someone a foot job
marc was out of lube so he asked suzie if she'd give him a texas slipper
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When a full-grown individual shits his or her pants.
"Ah man, I thought I was just going to let out a juicy fart, but I ended up p..
