Toastness Edit Meaning

1. when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair ..

1. A phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying". As described by her - It is a sexual encounter between strangers ..

1. To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk." She must a been fladunked last night..