Toasty Machine

What is Toasty Machine?


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An animal, such as a cat, that sits on your lap to absorb your warmth, but in actuality gives a tremendous amount of their own to you. Highly desired during colder months of the year. Basically a living blanket.

Libby was my little toasty machine last night while I was watching a movie.

See cat, blanket, toasty, warmth, kitty, pet


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