What is Toasty Raul?
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Items needed:
Two people
Parrot
Lighter
Pinto Beans
One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.
Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!
Random Words:
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An adjective used to describe someone who can eat an abnormally large amount of food without getting full.
Originally derived from &apo..
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Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.
PS. do not try to push too hard,..
