Toasty Torpedo Edit Meaning

1.

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

See toasty, torpedo, hand, warmers, tasty, burn, sex

2.

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

See fart, quiznos, toasty, sex

3.

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

See toasty, torpedo, hand job, mittens, handy

4.

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

See toasty, crispy, rocket, torpedo, brad

5.

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body

Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

See one, two, therr, four, five