What is Toasty-torpedo?
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1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.
2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
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