Tobias

What is Tobias?


1.

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist ( analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.

2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

See denial, ad, arrested development, analyst, homoerotic

2.

A type/nickname for marijuana grown in South America and smuggled into the United States.

"Hey you, pass me some tobias!"

See weed, marijuana, joint, grass, smoke

3.

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.

2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

See denial, ad, arrested development, analyst, homoerotic

4.

THE HOTTEST most athletic guy that ever set his foot on a soccer court

1.DAMN Tobias has got is GOING ON!

2.OMG Becky did you see Tobias yesterday...man he was smoking hott! OW OW

3.I saw Tobias yesterday with his shirt off...DAMN boys FIONE!

5.

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

See shit, crap, poop, dump, turd, feces

6.

My love forever, the most amazing person.

Funny, lovable, happy.

Some inside jokes: So how much do you love noodles? Mmm I want french toast no I want pancakes no! I want something better then pancakes! I wants french toast!! Do you love be do you play those love games? Fuguuuu. Swim away fugu fish swimmm awayyy

Hey jane look over there...its a tobias, lets stalk him

See insain, hardcore, the sex

7.

1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.

Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"

See boring, divorce


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