What is Tobias Amos?
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Tobias Amos, or ‘Toby’ is a serial killer from Virginia who is most famous for his role in famous terrorist attacks.
He is the distant descendant of the creator of the ‘Famous Amos’ cookie company.
He is a convicted serial killer/rapist and should be feared for he has ‘mighty black fists of fury’ (and feet, they should not be forgotten).
He can be identified by his giant black ‘genourmous’ penis. He is hung like a horse. . . only bigger. You should fear his penis, because more than likely he will try to stick it in to you.
If you ever run in to him you should take these precautions:
1) do not move to quickly, he is actually part bear
2) do not climb trees, he is also part ninja
3) do not show him any holes he can stick it in
4) just kill your self, he’s gonna get you anyway
Tobias Amos will RAPE you!
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