Tobias Funke

What is Tobias Funke?

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH

2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group

4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me

5. world's first Analrapist(analysist-therapist)

6. Graft vs Host survivor

7. Nevernude

8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"

"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"

"I blue myself for hours"

"FIRE sale"

-Dr. Tobias Funke

See nevernude, arrested development, david cross, homosexual

Glass House Effect

1. a.k.a. turned tables. When your job gets reversed. When your shit gets all messed up just the way you messed up someone else's sh..

Quimpong

1. when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant oh dear your mother has quimpong See quimpong, quim, bl..

Railhawk

1. anal sex so vigorous, that it ultimately ends in the demise of the "railhawkee". Variations include: Mailhawk- a railhawk pe..

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