Tobias Funke

What is Tobias Funke?

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH

2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group

4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me

5. world's first Analrapist(analysist-therapist)

6. Graft vs Host survivor

7. Nevernude

8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"

"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"

"I blue myself for hours"

"FIRE sale"

-Dr. Tobias Funke

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Slut Lap

1. To walk around the bar one last time and check out who's hot enough to flirt with before moving on to the next bar. Tony, Steven, ..

Mongo-squatch

1. One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!). Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-..

Hideodorous

1. Offensive to both sight and smell. The Grinch is hideodorous...

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