Tobias Funke

What is Tobias Funke?


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1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH

2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group

4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me

5. world's first Analrapist(analysist-therapist)

6. Graft vs Host survivor

7. Nevernude

8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"

"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"

"I blue myself for hours"

"FIRE sale"

-Dr. Tobias Funke

See nevernude, arrested development, david cross, homosexual


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