Tobias Funke

What is Tobias Funke?

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH

2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group

4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me

5. world's first Analrapist(analysist-therapist)

6. Graft vs Host survivor

7. Nevernude

8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"

"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"

"I blue myself for hours"

"FIRE sale"

-Dr. Tobias Funke

See nevernude, arrested development, david cross, homosexual

Jew Speed

1. the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers I hear..

Zomigod

1. An awesome way of taking the mick out of the populars at school. Personally, I like to wait until they start ohmigodding (which they do ..

Touslehaufing

1. act of one attempting to bite some one's dickoff (also can be the act of spitting a lugi on their member) tim-holy shit that bitc..

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