Tobias Funke

What is Tobias Funke?

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH

2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group

4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me

5. world's first Analrapist(analysist-therapist)

6. Graft vs Host survivor

7. Nevernude

8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"

"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"

"I blue myself for hours"

"FIRE sale"

-Dr. Tobias Funke

See nevernude, arrested development, david cross, homosexual

Drive Of Shame

1. A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention..

Xpdr

1. XPRD stands for explosion de rire and is the French equivalent of ROFL. A word from the French l33t language. "bj... ahahhaaa!! xp..

Xxx Vitamin Water

1. The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate. Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin ..

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