What is Toblerone Gauntlet?
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The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.
Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."
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Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
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When one cannot keep control of oneself.
Prematurely Ejaculating
I tried to hold on, but I totally lost my shit!
See early, schlomneb..