Toblerone Gauntlet

What is Toblerone Gauntlet?


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The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."

Ben: "Really? What happened?"

Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."

Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"

Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

See sex, anal, chocolate, fisting, scat


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