Tocame Los Huevos

What is Tocame Los Huevos?


1.

Spanish spoken for teh usual saysing that goes like "suck me balls, yo". If u use it too much, you might just get it.

finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Indeed.

No me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco.

2.

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

See LJ


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