Tock Myrtle Neck

What is Tock Myrtle Neck?

(noun) One who wears short sleeve mock turtle necks to play golf. Furthermore lying about their golf score.

Hi, I am Tock Myrtle Neck. I shot an 82 in a scramble using other people's drives. Probably equals about an 86 right?

See tock, myrtle, neck, golf, liar

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