Today

What is Today?


1.

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is

Today is

Today is

The greatest day

That I have ever known"

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.

In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!

"Today is the day for a living..."

"I have a test today."

See Tsuzuja

3.

the greatest day i've ever known

today is the greatest day i've ever known

See billy corgan, jimmy chamberlin, 1993

4.

Today is a day that is allyaws there... today is today, as it was a year or decade ago! Yestersay was also today, and even tomorow will be named... TODAY!

I went out yesterday (when it was today) and came home earlly in the morning -today ofcourse!

See today, yestersay, day

5.

today is yesterday and tomorrow is today

you heard me, i said it

See the


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