Todaysnoise Edit Meaning

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1. According to college basketball announcer Clark Kellogg, when someone rises like yeast and floats like helium to create "ÿeelium&qu..

1. The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit f..