Todaysnoise Edit Meaning

1. When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women&apo..

1. To bang your head while listening to Classical Music. Person 1: Damn Beethoven kicks ass! Person 2:Let's Demortize Person 3: Coo..

1. When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand. Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now. See po..