What is Todd Parker?
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The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."
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