What is Todd Reesing?
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An over-achieving quarterback that got a cock put in his mouth on November 24th, 2007. A feat in which many circle jerking Kansans thought would be impossible for Chase Daniel and company to do, even though Missouri were the favorites every week UNTIL the game. Kansas were the 3 point favorites, until Todd Reesing got his head shoved into some turf by a Offensive linemen.
Missouri 36, Kansas 28.
Kansan: Did you see Todd Reesing in the Orange Bowl?
Missourian: Yeah, he was alright, VT sucks though. How about the Border War 4 weeks ago?
Kansan: Pfft, We would have one that if we didn't miss two field goals, and Todd didn't wear gloves, and it was played in Lawrence, and the stars aligned, and Jesus answered my prayers, and our players could actually preform there duty.
Missourian: Or if you didn't suck.
Kansan: Oh yeah, how did the Tigers do in their bowl?!
Missourian: Crushed Arkansas, a team that beat LSU just 4 weeks Prior.
Kansan: Well we beat VT!
Missourian: You have beat one ranked team all year.
Kansan: ..n I move to Missouri?
Missourian: -Pats the Kansans head- ....No
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