Toddlerspeak

What is Toddlerspeak?

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

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