What is Toddlerspeak?
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1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”
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Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.
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