What is Toe Caviar?
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The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.
dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?
Random Words:
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When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.
*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No..