Toe Jammer

What is Toe Jammer?


1.

1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.

2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.

3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.

2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk

Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.

Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.

See toe, jam, grape, sex, sandwich, poopsock

2.

The act of jamming ones toe into a femals vagina.

Philip: "dude...my hoe dont wanna get on ma kawk tonight. what should I do?"

Josh: "dude...just do the toe jammer! She will love it and there is no protection involved."

Philip: "she said she would go for it! she aint gonna get no babies dat way!"

See finger slam, toe, jam, finger bang, sex


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