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The act of bending over and kissing a fat white bastards ass. Kissing up to your snobby boss. A comeback to just about everything.
John..
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when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch..
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
