Toe Off A Shotgun

What is Toe Off A Shotgun?


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By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to Seppuku, Samuri suicide. The act entails a soon-to-be victim stealing a shotgun, placing the barrel vertically under his/her chin, and resting one's big toe on the trigger. When the individual accepts that they've certainly endured one too many winters, a simple twitch of the toe will resolve all of their issues, petty or grand.

"Aww shucks! Nibbles be outta kibbles! Best don gon don go an toe off a shotgun!"

See shotgun, suicide, toe, death, glorious


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