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A blow job that occurs in a car.
We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer..
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It what u do when u hav eto get something done but u dont do it by masterbating
i was supose to write this paper for english but insted..
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When you're in a debate tournament and your opponent massacres you.
Zander: Yo John, my opponent made me look like a fool!
John: ..