What is Toe-nad?
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When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.
Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?
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When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack..