Toe-nads

What is Toe-nads?


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Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

See gonads, toes, disease, funny, kevin, smith


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