Toenail

What is Toenail?


1.

while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns

teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?

gullible child: really?

teacher: no!

See wierd al

2.

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.

"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."

No really, he is.

See br00tal, handjob, lovehandles

3.

A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.

*see ingrown toenail

He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail

4.

A mass of hard dead, dry skin cells found on your toe, very closely related to fingernails.

I have a magic toenail, i keep it on my foot, it keeps me nice and safe from harm when something goes kaplut.

5.

Someone that is total l33tage. Someone that don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. Someone that isn't afraid to post with people knowing it was him. Someone that can boot people from a certain guild. Someone that thinks you are a pussy

Man, I hope that Toenail guy doesn't know who I am.

See toenailz, toenails, toenail, Toenail

6.

A sexy bit of skin found on the end of (usually female) toes.

be a good boy and i might let you paint my toenails said gemmaa


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