Toenails

What is Toenails?


1.

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.

Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.

See Seth

2.

Toecovers

Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"

Joe: Dude, get some help.

See joe, bob, marijuana, toes, nails, toenails

3.

When someone is so far up another person's ass brown noser, all thats left hanging out is their toenails.

Steve is such a toenails.

See suck up, ass kisser, brown noser, suck

4.

a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends

TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!

See bumming, shagging, fucking, twat, ho


46

Random Words:

1. The adjective tawdry is slang for scandelous. I told her to take her tawdry ass home. 2. a flashy bitch who has no taste whatsoever ..
1. A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth. Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!" Andre..
1. A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus..