Toff

What is Toff?


1.

Wearer of only Ralph Lauren polo shirts, usualy worn inside with loafers and torn up jeans half down their trousers, with 3day old boxers on underneath

Always found drinking jugs of pims brought by daddy or mummy at the local Hunt Ball, or pints of Bitter with their pals in there local underage pub.

Listen to songs like 'Roxanne by Sting' or the Top Gun soundtrack.

Went to Public School paid for by daddy

1. 'Come on tabatha lets get bevved up at keyholes tonight and catch up with henry and marcus'

2. My daddy drives a jaguar

3. Rahh im a toff

4. drink up Richard, or ull have to pour the rest of that beer over your head

5. I love polo

6. 'hi vicki, its bella, mummys just brought me a gucci watch, how amazing am i'

2.

Someone like my good self living in Kensington, frequenting Chelsea and Soho. Public schoolboy, rather well to do, with decent manners. Our women can be described as a little "ok-yar".

"Hugo, lets go shoot some grouse"

3.

Eton crew, and thouse who think you know where they come from becuse they named thier bording school, and think second hand books are 'disgusting'

oh my god, you wouldn't catch me buying second hand books, its simply foul

See Victoria

4.

An important or seeemingly important person, people in top management, posh or upper class people

The boardroom is packed with managers and other important toffs

5.

Some quality folk, who congregate in an upper class establishment such as The Royal Agricultural College, Cirencester and take part in upper class activites, such as polo and hunting. Bring it on!

Lord Sebastian Seymour

6.

absolute fucked up wanker, usually very soft

fuck off you toff

7.

a prep school boy who wears clothes that noone else could ever manage to pull off, but still look great, can be a little up themselves and according to sources they like state school girls, just like me

ampleforth college boy

See moi


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