Toffee On The Mace

What is Toffee On The Mace?

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

See blow job, sex, liberty, bastards

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