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30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not deliver..
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English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.
Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the..
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An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by ..