Tofting

What is Tofting?

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

See toft, dry, towel, plump, preen

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"

B: "He just never stops tofting..."

See bragging, nagging, weaseling

Throat Wobbling Mango

1. a small creature that lives in scotland that lives on a hill that has one long leg and arm and one small leg and arm. it can only run ar..

Alphy

1. A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse. Oh my Alphy! See Dan..

Unscrew

1. Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself. "Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Tofting Edit Meaning