Tofting

What is Tofting?

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

See toft, dry, towel, plump, preen

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"

B: "He just never stops tofting..."

See bragging, nagging, weaseling

Homo Llama

1. The hand symbol a person uses when someone has said/done something highly homosexual. The homo llama is made by connecting the thumb, mi..

Homancing

1. the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife. joey: i think im wearing her down scott: not a good look joey: i m..

Pubery

1. a man's or woman's pubic hair(s) dat wench had sum maad pubery so i jus' up an' left rather than weed tru dat jungl..

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