Tofting

What is Tofting?

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

See toft, dry, towel, plump, preen

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"

B: "He just never stops tofting..."

See bragging, nagging, weaseling

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