What is Tofting?
1.
The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.
Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.
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2.
Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context
A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."
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Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.
That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..
