Tofu Bacon Edit Meaning

1.

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

See tofu, bacon, ab, cd, ef

2.

Act of shoving a hot piece of bacon into some delicious medium-firm tofu while your genitalia is also in it causing it to firm up and feel extremely good.

Dude yesterday I tried the Tofu Bacon and it felt great but my dinner was even better that night.

See tofu, bacon, feel good

3.

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"

"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

See cool, fun, great, bananas

4.

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?

person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

See facon, cool, whats up, super, awesome