Tofu Girl

What is Tofu Girl?


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A plus size woman that when slept on feels like you may be sleeping on a bed constructed from tofu.

Ted: Dude, what happened to you last night?

Ned: I can't remember. I woke up this morning thinking I fell asleep on a mountain of tofu. Then I looked down and realized I was sleeping on a fat chick. She was a total tofu girl.

See fat, chick, tofu, chicken wings


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