What is Tofu Girl?
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A plus size woman that when slept on feels like you may be sleeping on a bed constructed from tofu.
Ted: Dude, what happened to you last night?
Ned: I can't remember. I woke up this morning thinking I fell asleep on a mountain of tofu. Then I looked down and realized I was sleeping on a fat chick. She was a total tofu girl.
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when a person excretes their feces into the mouth of an unsuspecting blond female, cuts of her blond hair and then puts it into a bowl. ..
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The woman who has stolen your heart and will not give it back.
I love her. She is my Nymphentamine.
See stolen, heart, love, nymphenta..
