What is Toilet Baby?
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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
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2.
A baby mistaken for a monster turd.
Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.
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