Toilet Baby

What is Toilet Baby?

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

See shit, poo, crap, poop, nugget

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.

Bob: Dude, what?

Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

See toilet abortion, toilet birth, monster shit, drop a deuce, pussy ass bitch

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