What is Toilet Baby?
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A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.
After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.
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A baby mistaken for a monster turd.
Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.
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Random Words:
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Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.
It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.
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It is a general spread of unwanted hair in unwanted areas. It originally starts with stress levels increasing during sporting activities..
