Toilet Beef

What is Toilet Beef?

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A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

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