Toilet Billiards

What is Toilet Billiards?

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

Peter Sleepered

1. Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking. Almost as if it was raped. ..

Von Sexy

1. A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's u..

Panty Mayonnaise

1. thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male. Damn! By the loo..

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