Toilet Billiards

What is Toilet Billiards?

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

Ham Smuggler

1. an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat. Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler..

Zipper Chicken

1. Penis, cock Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss? I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck. See cock, wank,..

Jap-jew-mega-battle

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