Toilet Billiards

What is Toilet Billiards?

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

Zekeing

1. The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds. Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night. See zeke, zekeing, spe..

Vlumpkin

1. The art of eating a girl out while she is taking a shit. Jeff got some doo doo on his chin last night while giving Angela a vlumpkin. ..

Mykism

1. words invented by myki I re-expired my license. Yes! Thats my mykism of the day instead of renewed. See mykism, new, words, everyday..

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