Toilet Billiards

What is Toilet Billiards?

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

Meat Balloon

1. The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form. There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure heli..

Umlet

1. Pronounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome. 1.(noun) An ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs ..

Easy Eden

1. AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't. Also known simply as The Garden! Person #1: What do..

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