Toilet Candy

What is Toilet Candy?


1.

a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter

husband: honny i just found some toilet candy

wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it

See shit, ass, mossage, candy, toilet, rolph


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