Toilet Condom

What is Toilet Condom?


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Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?

Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.

Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

See not, today, im, kinda, busy


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