Toilet Gamer

What is Toilet Gamer?


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A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.

Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!

Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).

Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!

See cell phone, games, gamer, psp, high score


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