Toilet Mummy

What is Toilet Mummy?

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When somebody is so concerned about germs froma toilet seat that they cover sed seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been muumified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

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