What is Toilet Mummy?
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When somebody is so concerned about germs froma toilet seat that they cover sed seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been muumified.
"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."
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When you cover a young attractive girl in crisco, or some other form of lubrication, and use her as a slip and slide.
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Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks
Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!
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