Toilet Music

What is Toilet Music?


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Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...

Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..

Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.

See farts, runs, dumps, shits, ass


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