Toilet Ornament Edit Meaning

1. When you're flicking on someone's balls and then you chomp on their dick. Dude, Mary man chong'd me last night. Shit wa..

1. the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside. guy 1: dood, i we..

1. Masturbation, jacking off. Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office. See mastur..