What is Toilet Paper Tail?
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When taking a dump, the toilet paper gets stuck to your anal butt hair and dangles down into the toilet, dipping in the water. When you stand up, the TP slaps against your thighs or calves, wetting them and forcing you to take another shower.
I was shaving, then I realized that I had a toilet paper tail. Shit!
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