What is Toilet Paper Touch?
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when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"
dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
See life, ear..